Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017

Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

evan

the coolest man on earth to exist in the world pls date even he loves you hotty

evan is sooooooooo hotttttttt

by odium deus February 16, 2022

Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.

The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch

by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024

Evaning

Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.

Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!

by Lon2.0 November 18, 2020

Evan

A guy who likes to think he is control of things especially when he likes someone. He tends to be possessive and jealous over what he believe is his girl.

He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.

Don't worry about him, he is just Evan. He is harmless for the most part. Just be careful what you may do, you could regret it later on possible or not.

by the apparent Evan's love September 24, 2025

Evan

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass

Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!

by Lenlen June 11, 2023