st. albert

A small piece of shit town, full of rich old people who complain in department stores, fat irresponsible mothers, and stuck up rich kids. The full of shit government usually places about 5 photo radars at a time and gives out about 1000 parking tickets a day because they like draining money out of the civilians. Worst possible town to live in, triggers depression easily.

also see, hell

"I live in st. albert, i'm thinking about committing suicide"

by kkkhellyeah June 16, 2009

Albino Black Man

Albino Black is not to be confused with an afro-albino. Albino Black Man is the darkest man to ever live, being forged in the heart of the sun before earth had life. Although Albino Black Man is the darkest man ever, he appears to be a white person due to his albino condition. Having been born in the heart of the sun, he possesses multiple advantages. His full range of abilities is unknown to all except Albino Black Man. He was seen to alter molecular structures to form gold, he can the ability to alter gravitational fields, and has been known to use telepathy. There are also unsubstantiated rumors Albino Black Man is not alone. There may be others.

Albino Black Man is the champion of all people except Haitians because they don't contribute anything but mangoes and AIDS.

by Beerninja December 12, 2007

albuquerque

Albuquerque is a city in New Mexico, surrounded by mountains and drunk indians that try to raise buffalo, which are prime for paintballing. The state is perfect for Xtreme vandalism.

OMG DAYUM!!!11 I just melted that freakin port-o-let.

by McPoopy February 4, 2005

Albany

A place where dreams go to die, and where long island scum pollute most of the student body.

I graduated from Albany (SUNY). Now I have a bunch of debt, and my degree is worthless.

by TransferStudentWhoLeftAlbany February 10, 2014

albany

The capital city of the state of New York. Used to have a big DDR scene at Crossgates Mall, but the scene has pretty much died since the end of summer 2004, with the occasional beginner level player. The actual city is bigger than you would think. With a lot of people walking around in both Crossgates Mall and the actual city (Crossgates Mall is actually situated in Guilderland, a suburb about 1.5 miles from the inner city). Julian's, a club in downtown, is a good place to have a party, dance, eat food, and get some good ole beer. While being a small city, it still has a lot to do and a good punk/emo/hardcore scene.

Albany, also known as "EAST BUMFUCK" to a bunch of ignorant people from NYC is possibly the best city in Upstate.

by mmm pizza December 28, 2005

Albcharge

To split up into many different groups running in all other directions then ordered by the zerg leader.

Not to be confused with "Charge the Albs" where a full group of Mids charges a full zerg of Albs sending them running for the cover of the nearest keep.

The zerg leader yelled out "Albcharge" and watched as 1/8th of his troops ran into a mob of Mibs while the other Albs ran in the other direction to be assured that they would get full Realm Points at the expense of their comrades.

by TheDeadWizthatAlbcharged June 28, 2004

Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009