When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.
While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.
At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
by sodkrgnkoas July 11, 2013
The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.
by Polomint2001 December 25, 2022
The disease that one gets when new maps are announced for a online multiplayer shooter, like Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4.
by pwnd j00r soul April 03, 2008
you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019
by SWgalore November 06, 2023
The raging surge libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDS amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.
“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”
by SalvyZ March 07, 2020
by Gaiboi March 30, 2016