piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
by Bacrow October 27, 2013
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dilon hammer

i am dilon hammer you are not dilon hammer so succ
by your boi4456 May 24, 2018
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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 07, 2021
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Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020
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bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary February 13, 2011
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bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."
by Tracey the Unicorn November 10, 2017
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Whipper hammer knocker

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.
Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.
by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011
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