Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.

Eagles fans are Douche Bags

by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013

Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.

I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.

by shaginwagin April 19, 2010

Seesaw douche

One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end.

Parker is such a seesaw douche.

by 27asdfghjkl; June 8, 2012

Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.

It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.

by YAWA April 15, 2023

Pre-Douche

A Douchebag that hasn't gone through puberty yet.
"Pre" coming from Prepubescent.

"That squeaker over there with the Obey shirt on is a Pre-Douche."

by Bman24 March 31, 2015

Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle

Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.

by Kel82 January 13, 2018

Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

by jdupon21 January 4, 2010