Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"
by lil_tiimby_69 December 20, 2018
Someone who has done something silly.
A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter
A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter
by shortlane July 16, 2010
We loaded supplies on the trail donkey and i was surprised to see it's knees slightly wooble under the weight of the load.
by sacopex February 22, 2004
Crying donkeys are liberals who still won't accept the results of the election. Essentially wanting to have safe spaces to color in coloring books and pet cats. Just big babies.
Tom: Kathy why are you crying?
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys
by Jesus Has No Balls January 01, 2017
"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"
by The acoholic January 04, 2014
A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"
by Rygar James November 02, 2006
by t kizzel April 18, 2009