by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017

by Owds January 2, 2021

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
