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Red sus

When you ejaculate to yourself getting a four row kill streak without getting reported.
Bro last night I hit a red sus and blew the biggest load!!!
by Big floridaman February 25, 2021
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Red Deer

place. Sparklingly clean, relatively disease free city cleverly placed between Edmonton and Calgary in the hub of the buried oil and dinosaurs belt. Home to many of the prettiest nurses on the planet and home to more country themed bars than is really sensible.

Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.

Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.

Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.

Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.

The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Do you want to visit Red Deer and see the latest T. rex skeleton?

Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
by gnostic1 July 18, 2011
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Dago Red

Drinking that Dago Red makes me feel more italian.
by K-noodle October 2, 2009
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Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.
Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.
by P DOGZ December 17, 2020
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Red Lightsaber

from the Star Wars saga A Sith lord's primary weapon.
Chancellor Palpatine pulls out his red lightsaber as Mace Windu tries to arrest him.
by Xclibur2001 December 30, 2011
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Red Devil

Its one of the world record holding laptops for highest overclock on the Intel Core I7 8750H

Red Devil is known for blowing up
"what's that burning smell?"
"Don't worry, it's just Red Devil."
by NovaTheUnoriginal December 11, 2019
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red mullet

1. A type of fish found in Saltwater seas and the Atlantic Ocean

2. A questionable hairstyle sported by a freckly Irishman who was born with a naturally tinted red neck that has nothing to do with being out in the sun for too long as red haired people cannot survive if hit directly by sunlight.
“Did you see that ginger lads red mullet?”

“In his aquarium?”

“No… His haircut!!!”

“Jaysis!! The absolute state of that thing!!!”
by GoodmanyourselfSteo August 31, 2022
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