Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."
Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012
Get the M*A*S*H-turbatingmug. 
by B-mizzle-dizzle-had a bizzle September 20, 2006
Get the h-ed a bmug. A chant that occurs in Columbus, Ohio between 2 individuals or 2 groups of people who are too stupid to get that not everyone they see gives a rat's ass about sports and can't spell the name of the four letter state they live in without help from other idiots. Proof that OSU students don't learn anything but how to get arrested, drink, fight, watch football and date rape each other. Anyone who yells "O-H" at you in Columbus is a complete waste of flesh and deserves to get their ass kicked.
O-h-i-o? It's a sad state of affairs when spelling the word Ohio is a group effort for homophobic jerks (who attend an institute for higher learning) that spend all their free time watching something as homoerotic as football.
by j-rocka1337 June 22, 2010
Get the o-h-i-omug. by Scott April 25, 2005
Get the S-M-Hmug. H-B Woodlawn Program is an alternative learning enviroment where students are encouraged to take responsibility for their education. Failure to succeed in the Program results in a dismissal from the school. Having spent two years at both Yorktown and H-B, H-B reigns supreme.
by rad888 October 24, 2006
Get the H-B Woodlawn Programmug. HB Woodlawn is a very good school, and anyone who slanders them is just jealous. You know that you want to go to our school...
by Maethron April 1, 2005
Get the H-B Woodlawn Programmug.