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fuck me shoes

"Look at those fuck me shoes, they are like 6 inches high1"
by chaar October 5, 2008
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fuck my ass

Something your mom says right before i have intercourse with her. Usually meaning she wants me to stick it in her ass.
your mom: Ryan, fuck my ass!
Ryan: ok.
by Ryan December 28, 2004
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Hollywood fuck-off

The polite way of telling you that you suck. Used in showbiz and delivered with a smile so that you are blissfully unaware of the truth until you have time to contemplate what has been delivered.
Record company exec: "you guys are really great.....really, here's your card back we'll call you."
Wannabe 1: "hey man I think he likes us."
Wannabe 2: "no way dude that was totally a hollywood fuck-off - we sucked."

Record company exec: "I really loved what you were trying to do there"
Wannabe 1: "hey man he really likes us."

.... you get the idea.
by toroboy October 5, 2009
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HALF PAST FUCK

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
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Fuck Suck Jamboree

an orgy that features fuckin and suckin. can also feature fucklin and sucklin.
jorge remembered to bring a tent to the fuck suck jamboree on tuesday, and he had even more fun than he had last week previously at tino's rainblow party
by ralph plopper April 23, 2009
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fucking fudfaced cuntflap

Hurry! Your watched item is ending soon. You fucking fudfaced cuntflap
Cock off you mofoing damnassed jobbyjabbing fudfaced cuntflapped spoon fondler prick. You really are a fucking fudfaced cuntflap
by Claudio Reyna December 9, 2007
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fuck different ducks

1. To run with a different crowd than someone else.

2. To belong to a different clique or have a different group of friends.
Dude, it's pretty kickass that even though we fuck different ducks, we can still be tight.
by lydie22 March 26, 2009
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