5 hour dick

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.

girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."

by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020

Shay Dick Shay

The daughter of the church of us, she vibed for us and was hammered on the table for our sins.

You vibing hard, almost Shay Dick Shay vibes

by Iamwebster1307 December 11, 2021

lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

tomboy with a dick and no boobs

Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.

Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k

by STABBINGMYEYESOUTWITHASPOON December 20, 2022

Dick dressed up

In Florida a Dick Dressed up is Fried polish or hot dog with all the toppings on it, basically a polish sausage with the works

Aye bro let's go to the corner store and get a Ol Dick Dressed up.

by Cirocboiben July 3, 2017

Chick Dick Flick

A Chick Dick Flick is a chick flick purposely made to turn girls on so their boyfriends can get boned. Chick Dick Flicks are usually made by men.

Hey babe wanna watch a Chick Dick Flick?

by Da real beotch November 13, 2018

dick pro quo

An agreement between two straight men to take nudes, but only if they both help each other.

"Bro, if this nude isn't perfect she's gonna ditch me."
"No worries, dick pro quo."
"Hell yeah!"

by Communist bloc party November 20, 2020