unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste

“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”

by anonymous January 4, 2023

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Unicorn

To pull a unicorn means to do something unique

Gary pulled a real unicorn when he pimp-lapped that hoe.

by Adams L January 30, 2023

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Unicow • Unicowrns • unicorn • unicorning • Unicorned • unicorn horn • unicorn blood • Unicorn Poop • unicornism • unicorn sex

unicornballs69

I like unicorn balls 69 because they are yummy.

She ate unicornballs69

by unicornballs69 February 13, 2023

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It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023

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