Unicow

Just like unibrow, but cowish.
Also used as a slang word for Pakistani people or other West-Asians (who USUALLY go to university).
Unicow = :L
Use a lot of "caps lock on seizure" talk, like tHiS.
It can also be a cow, who has a unibrow.

Wow, Haris is such a unicow!

SeE, tHaT mAnI theRe tAlKS lYk dIs aLL tHe tIMe.

A: Mummy, look, a unicow!

B:No it's just your uncle Muhammad.

A:But mum, he has a unicow on his forehead!

by Aobonut November 16, 2011

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Unicows are native to Wisconsin. There have been very rare cases of them being tamed and people keeping them as pets. In most of these strange cases the creature prefers to be under your bed, under your bathroom sink, or in the very back of your closet. We have no idea what they eat in the wild but they seem to like old homework assignments, supernovas and sparkling peach starburst beer. They like lamps… A LOT! A recent study shows that there favorite activities are: coloring hair with kool aid, hanging with Nyan-cat, staring at spoons, and making the minions from despicable me there slaves. Unicows are very dangerous and should never be approached and pet like wild horses. They only appear on Monday nights and it is illegal to hunt them. After the NHA made every Monday unicow day, the tradition of LAMPing things came into play. Today people all over the world lamp things in honor of this magnificent creature in hopes of one appearing in their homes and granting them one wish. It is also costume to hide things (like the unicows do) and attack them with sticky notes because they love the colors of the rainbow. If you ever come face to face with one (especially a wild one) call 911 and constantly say lamp until the creature becomes calm or runs off. If you have anything shiny on you immediately remove it for your safty.

LAMP, Unicow

by ORCHESTRA LAMPS ARE COOL KIDS November 24, 2011

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Unicow

A large mythical creature, who is far superior than any other creature ever made! its even stronger than Goku and it can transform into anything it wants. They are abundant to Wisconsin and appear only on a Monday night. they are also well known for being expert martial artist and dangerous sons of bitches. every Monday is official Unicow day according to the NHA( National Holiday Association).

Andy" hey, Bobby whats today?"
Bobby" its Monday"
Andy"NO! Its Unicow day!"

by ANDYTM October 22, 2010

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unicorn fart in the wind

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

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Lavender Unicorn Syndrome

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.

"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

by VannerWriter November 20, 2011

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