"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017
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-Look, a dumb horce!
-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!
-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!
by Not George Washington the 3:d February 14, 2018
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Straight couples advertise themselves on dating apps, they are looking for a unicorn to have sex with.
Straight couples advertise themselves on dating apps, they are looking for a unicorn to have sex with.
" X and Y are looking for a unicorn"
Lesbian girl: "Ugh, she's cute but she only wants a unicorn with her boyfriend"
Lesbian girl: "Ugh, she's cute but she only wants a unicorn with her boyfriend"
by Queench April 2, 2018
Get the Unicorn mug.Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!
You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?
Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!
You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?
Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!
You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018
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