it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)
by Ralf April 29, 2004
That asshole is like a turd in a punchbowl.
by D. Rich June 24, 2004
by Deep Blue 2012 August 04, 2009
a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.
by turd burglar May 12, 2004
To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.
Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
by Shed2005 February 24, 2008
when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)
Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!
Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!
Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!
by napoleon bitch;) April 26, 2011
The mysterious act of giving birth to a brown trout so large you think it will clog the loo, but strangely, all that exists are slide marks where the turd once was
I took a dump so large I was sure it would look like a mr whippy cone but there was nothing there...The Turd Burglar strikes again
by Burg_69 October 29, 2008