turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

Turd in a punchbowl

Name given to anyone who is a complete drag.

Someone who is no fun to be around.

That asshole is like a turd in a punchbowl.

by D. Rich June 24, 2004

shiney turd

A cops badge.

I was smoking some pot in the park and a cop flashed his shiney turd at me.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

by turd burglar May 11, 2004

Turd Burglar

To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.

Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar

by Shed2005 February 24, 2008

Turd Burglar

The mysterious act of giving birth to a brown trout so large you think it will clog the loo, but strangely, all that exists are slide marks where the turd once was

I took a dump so large I was sure it would look like a mr whippy cone but there was nothing there...The Turd Burglar strikes again

by Burg_69 March 9, 2009

Turd a care

To feign interest; pretend to care even if it is known that you do not care.

You could at least turd a care that today's my last day.

by konsume April 18, 2008