Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"
Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!
by Rag2123 December 2, 2024
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Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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Madison when she sees Alex Midler.
Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket
by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021
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€than

€than is a racist piece of shit and should fuck himself
by Aidnswfc June 17, 2020
mugGet the €thanmug.
When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.
Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021
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