Similar to an oxygen thief.
Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.
These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.
These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.
Timmy is a spoon-driver
Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
Timmy is a spoon-driver
Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 21, 2023
Get the Spoon-Drivermug. 
An alternative terminology to the traditional "big spoon" and "little spoon." Couples who argue over spooning positions may use this without disregarding convention if the smaller partner feels more comfortable cuddling from behind, with "backpack" implying that someone smaller would be strapped around the bigger partner as if they were a normal sized backpack, which is typically smaller than the individual.
Partner 1: Can I be the small spoon tonight? You always make me the big spoon and it feels wrong, ok?
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.
by redditgod November 4, 2024
Get the Backpack Spoonmug. n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023
Get the dirty spoonmug. As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".
When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.
It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.
It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*
"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
Get the spoon of concretemug. A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.
by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013
Get the old spoonmug. by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
Get the Hong Kong Jack Spoonmug.