person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.
by africanbullwormmm February 05, 2022
When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.
by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023
He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.
by Oooo weeee October 15, 2022
by I AM POSEIDON April 02, 2014
The process of allowing newly obtained information, over a period of time, to change your beliefs in such a way that are you no longer capable of seeing differently than your beliefs.
After graduating from college, it was clear to her friends that Karen had been identity washing herself; she would become enraged if you disagreed with her.
by The Sarcastic Republican September 30, 2020
Term used in the fire service to describe half ass washing the rig. Typically a Texarkana Wash involves half ass washing everything below the windows, only rinsing off the rear, and doing nothing to the front.
Firefighter 1: "Man we need to wash that pumper today as much as I don't want to"
Firefighter 2: "Let's put a Texarkana Wash on that bitch and call it good"
Firefighter 2: "Let's put a Texarkana Wash on that bitch and call it good"
by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022