Anal ducking

The act of quacking with each thrust of a penis, or other phallic object, into someone's rectum.

I dodged a donkey kick shortly after I started anal ducking her.

by Ukamongawang May 26, 2020

Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.

“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”

by royleelyor May 29, 2020

duck story

A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!

Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story

kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020

duck story

a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!

kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020

duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

Ducked Undercover

A term used when a situation a been marginally avoided.

I thought you would have been fired, lucky your smooth talking had got you ducked undercover.

by Charged-Socket March 21, 2017

criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.

"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"

by Thoba June 10, 2017