A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

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Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade

jolie simmons

hot as fuck

by anonymous February 22, 2022

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gabby simon

A rude bitch

Gabby simon is a rude bitch

by Da baby 123582 March 21, 2022

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Jayda Simmons

Palm beach lakes prom queen class of 2022!

Jay-Duh// Sim-mins//

“Hey did you hear about Jayda Simmons winning Prom Queen”

“Im voting for Jayda”

“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”

by Jayda Simmons April 7, 2022

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Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

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St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

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