The act of ejaculating on your partner's back. Then wait for the substance to dry. Carefully, peel off and feed it to your companion. Popular in Lakewood, OH as well. First established in 1998.
by GuitarGirl May 9, 2006
Get the San Francisco potato chip mug.A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.
Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
by JackOffMan November 20, 2009
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by Stephanie Pauley July 16, 2008
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Get the Potatoe mug.Someone who is totally inactive during sex usually causing frustration in the other partner for having to do all the work.
Craig: Dude! How was that chick you hooked up with last night?
Dude: Bad! Man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total sex potato! She just laid there!
Dude: Bad! Man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total sex potato! She just laid there!
by twirlinboy June 30, 2010
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I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.
I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.
by Daniel K Webb March 13, 2007
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