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Loudest laugh, wettest pants 

The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.
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penguin pants 

Saggy ass pants, make y'all walk like penguins.
A: Oh hey, penguin pants- why you got your pants so low you be walking like a penguin?
penguin pants by P. Pants March 31, 2008

Tard Pants 

When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.
"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"

"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."

Fat Man Pants

Fat Man pants are elasticated, comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.
Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?

The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding

Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?

The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.

Cargo pants

Pants designed for blue collar people who work in construction or carpentry industry.
Alli Hilfiger's stupid ass thinks her dad, who formerly designed clothes for upper class caucasians, invented cargo pants.
Cargo pants by Kenzie November 25, 2003

nig pants 

Punk White boy that sags his pants like a porr ass black
omg look at steve, sporting his nig pants
nig pants by Chad K. May 15, 2005

nigga in my pants 

Dude theres a nigga in my pants we have to leave the party now!