Dirty Q-tip

When a skinny white boy has really curly hair in an Afro

Hey which one is Kenny, it’s the Dirty Q-tip guy.

by Rustycopper February 7, 2023

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Q-Tip the Abstract

Sexy, sexy, sexy man. A member of A Tribe Called Quest, the greatest rap group of all time. He is amazing at everything and is also good in bed

"Camron has I.B.S. :pray: :orangutan: :pray: i love Q-tip the Abstract so muhc :pray: :heart: :I.B.S.:"

by Q-tip the abstract :pray: March 27, 2022

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light tip

When ya dick game so weak it's just a light tip u never get dick dizzy

He said he'd give me the best fuck of my life, but all I got was a light tip.

by Fajita Jesus August 19, 2017

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Jessie’s Tip

When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.

The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.

by Uncle J! August 27, 2023

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Having a barista literally turn around and pour a black coffee then turn the payment monitor toward you where the tip options start at 20% OR having a full sit down meal with mediocre service and when the bill comes the server says "An 18% gratuity has already been added to the bill".

Getting extorted every time you engage in a minor customer service experience where historically there would be no tip expected.

Barrack: "So far today I've tipped the barista, the delivery guy and the guy who held the bathroom stall door open for me and wow this is ridiculous; I'd prefer paying extortion money to the Gambino Crime Family
Michelle: "Oh Barrack, you're just feeling some tipping fatigue, don't get crazy"

by LV_24 September 18, 2024

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