Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

fridge time

Time to get a midnight-2 am snack

Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.

by Sexydimma February 27, 2017

Unit of Time

how one breaks up time when they're unemployed - usually 1 unit = 30 minutes

Shaving my legs took up 1 unit of time

by Ellie from Philly August 22, 2008

Slurpy time

1) The act of giving oral to a woman that is already wet.

2) Inserting a squid into any wet orifice. (generally the vagina)
The squid is often traded between partners several times.

I had slurpy time with tayler while at the beach, but she didn't want to reciprocate.

by Yoyochickashizle December 21, 2013

Groves Time

1. excuse for being late
2. irractic arrival to events and sometimes no-shows
3. term used by entire towns on drug wait
4. expected lateness of 20 min or more of certain party members

aDang Casey, where the fuck you been?!!
bman...
cyou said 10 min, 20 min ago!
awhat can i say, groves time baby, groves time.

by Gezwa February 12, 2008

rum time

Rum time is an extremely important part of the evening for those who enjoy the company of Captain Morgan. It occurs shortly after the subject has had their fill of lager, beer or ale beverages. Girlfriend law states the event should start at 9pm, but this is by no means exclusive and should not be adhered to.

"Oi, what time is it?"
"Half 8 only half hour then rum time"
"Fuck that wifey won't know"

by Mr Rum December 2, 2019