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Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.
by envenom July 2, 2019
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THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly
I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN
by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022
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Cross-dreamer

Someone who sometimes imagines themself as another gender, but doesn't necessarily identify with it or look to change their own one. A person with an alter-ego, which has a different gender from their biological one.
'That girl was a cross-dreamer: She sometimes imagined herself as her favourite male celebrity, but still identified as female and never looked to change her gender.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 5, 2022
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The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.
"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.
by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023
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Cross Country Toes

The condition that happens to cross country runners feet. Symptoms include toe pain, your toe nails may fall off, blisters on heel, and ripped skin on ball of foot.
Cx runner 1: Man my toes hurt a lot
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!
by Imarunner:) October 18, 2023
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Cross-Artist

A person who is either or all: two-faced, a backstabber, or switches up on you. A disloyal person.
That’s why Jane is always in some drama, because she’s always been a Cross-Artist.

Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
by Flood Light June 28, 2022
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Cross-wired Freak

An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.
"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
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