gamer penis

It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend

Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off

by V0iz October 17, 2017

Booze Penis

When a man has consumed so much alcohol that he cannot obtain a erection in the appropriate situations.

"Yo dude, I was going to fuck her, but then I realized I had booze penis from all that alcohol we drank."

"Shit man, I'm so drunk I can't get it up. I have booze penis."

by EndangeredSpecies09 December 29, 2009

Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014

raisin penis

A short wrinkled black penis..

Girl ..his penis is so small it looks like a raisin.. Raisin penis with a foreskin..

by Sleevo69 December 10, 2015

gay penis

Why did you search this up?

James: May gay penis is a footlong
Sensible Person: Dude wtf your girlfriend is here

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 25, 2018

Penis Admirer

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

by mindblowingmindblower August 31, 2022