Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018

nut bod

When a girl is looking like a snack and she's not bad, but you say nut bod to exaggerate her not badness.

"Ooh look at her, man"

"Ooh, she nut bod, she nut bod!"

by A damn beast. May 3, 2018

Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013

Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date

“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races

Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot

by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018

Floppy Nut

The act of ejaculating with a fully flaccid wang

Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip

by Enjew November 10, 2016

Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife

remember when Kevin ate my nut gusher?

by MR.NUTGUSHER February 9, 2018