Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em

when you lick a guys ball sack and then they stick to the inside of their thighs

"When a man is feelin' down, you just gotta lick 'em and stick 'em."

by tiamat&demo April 04, 2021

skybison where licks bussy

When your skybison licks another person’s bussy. Technically ur skybison cheated on you :/

Aww my skybison licked Karls bussies.

Karl: oh my bussy
Bison: raawr
You: wtf skybison where licks bussy!!

by Unnity_69696969689696868669866 December 21, 2020

The female doe salt lick

When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants

dude, i took my chick up to the woods and we totally pulled the female doe salt lick. It was epic

by guakamillio July 27, 2012

obsequious ass licking fool

A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.

There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Lick My Feet

Term used in royalty sex.

I am the King of Uganda! Lick my feet!

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019