Jordan

Jordan lives in the USA has short light brown hair with light brown eyes has anger issues and a messed up life he like a girl called Lucy he is very loyal but sometimes cruel but has an amazing sense of humour

Girl1:who is that guy talking to Lucy

Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think

Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky

Girl2: I want a Jordan

by Sniperhunter31 September 3, 2016

Jordan

Some creamy loser who is reading gay shit on my couch bitch ass hoe nigga

Jordan is sucking my big godly wiener

by Jaysoniscool69420 April 17, 2023

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020

The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”

Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan

by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a person who knows how to show love and affection, who can make you happy even when you are at your lowest, who makes you look forward to the day ahead, who gives you a reason to want to say “I love you”.

#1: “I love you Jordan.”
#2: “I love you too.”

by someone_who_loves_someone April 16, 2023

Jordans

Slang for semen.

I kicked her in the face with my Jordans. I nutted in her face. ; She wanted jack me for my Jordans. She wanted me to nut in her.

by D.Will83 June 15, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a Tall Sexy Mexican Guy who will always grab your attention no matter what

Who’s that dilf over their? that’s Jordan

by Tzrezy April 5, 2022