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Jonas

Jonas is a beautiful boy with an amazing voice and smile his humor is amazing his hair is blond and black and curly. and I really like him but I don't know if he likes me . but hopefully he will be my valentines - nauds
hey jonas

hi nauds
i have to tell you something
ok what is it
i have a crush

on you
oh well i dont bye bye

oh
by anonymous February 5, 2023
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Jonack

A cool person who is shy but definitely funny but annoying
Why are you being so jonack ya little shit
by anonymous February 7, 2023
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Jonalex Rios

Da hottest Hispanic alive (does not come with Spanish)
Jonalex Rios is fucking sexy
by Hispanicsproly February 9, 2023
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Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023
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Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
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Jona

Jona is a very good friend. Its easy to make him laugh he is sussy and plays fortnite. He is always there for you. Unless his parents took his internet access.
Fabian: My friend Jona is very good at fortnite.
Finn: Yes, you’re right.
Jona: Hey guys, who wants to play fortnite?
Fabian: Me!
Finn: I don’t want to. Fortnite is boring.
Fabian and Jona: Okay!
Finn: Bye. I hate you.

Fabian and Jona: Bye!
by ecateats March 26, 2023
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Jonas

Jonas can act like a HUGE dumbass, but is a pretty funny guy. He can be toxic and self-centered, so be careful when you meet one.
Jonas is such a dumbass
by Bookworm_15 March 31, 2023
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