Sophia Elizabeth Johnson

Sophia Elizabeth Johnson is a BAD BITCH name only goddesses have this name. Best people to be around and an amazing friend

Look! It’s Sophia Elizabeth Johnson being a queen

by bigdicksucker June 29, 2020

Thomas Johnson

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.

Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"

Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"

by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020

Johnson

A disposable or vape

Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.

by Tunechifan July 28, 2020

earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets

Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)

by klfgs77 August 4, 2020

Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.

“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”

by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020

The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.

“Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”

by ACTethx September 26, 2020

Johnson

When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.

To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.

I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.

by dying_fish September 26, 2020