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Loose in the Goose

When her coochie is very much not tight.
Yo if she got a thigh gap she loose in the goose.
No cap.
by YourAllSus February 10, 2021
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To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.
No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.
by GJ id9 October 4, 2018
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Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible
I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.
by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024
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Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
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Goose

Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333
“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”
by Pooooooopcaca November 6, 2021
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goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS
i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"
by mark docherty December 9, 2008
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Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel
I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger
by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024
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