Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.

Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!

by Nat05 May 9, 2005

Cunt-Faced Muthafucker

A person who is a bastard.

Sally is a cunt-faced muthafucker.
Lets fuck up that cunt-faced muthafucker.
HAHA! Look at Sally and her cunt-faced muthafucker boyfriend!

by You_Mom April 4, 2005

clean-faced

A term that originated in South Florida, clean-faced means you're clean of all arrest warrants and you have no substances on you.

Them crackaz can't fuck with me, I'm clean-faced like a muthafucka.

by trev666slaughter January 16, 2009

Shit-faced Saturday

A term for getting wasted on a saturday

lets get fucked up it's "shit-faced saturday"

by alexander hamilton2 April 4, 2009

Boil-Faced Chicken Fucker

Any adolescent, usually male, with a profound acne problem (five-seven white/black heads) on or about the the facial area that attempts friendship and acceptance through fowl intercourse.

Pimple-Faced Jimbo should'a never porked that Blue Hen of Delaware at the "Smooching Under the Sea" dance. It squawked so loud I could barely dance to Lady Gaga! He's a Boil-Faced chicken fucker failing to get jiggy with it!

by Tweeotch August 13, 2010

Two Faced Nigger Bitch

A two faced nigger who is also a bitch that goes behind your back to talk shit about you.

"Jared is such a two faced nigger bitch" -Jacob

by BigDickBanditoh January 10, 2017

get fucked by a futa day

every july 20th is "get fucked by a futa day" where any futa may ask to fuck you and shall do so with consent

yo today is get fucked by a futa day but not a single one has asked me

by bored communist July 19, 2022