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Clock-eyed

A state of being that occurs during an extremely boring lecture. It happens when you keep staring at the clock for so long that your eyes appear as clocks.
Dude, you looked so clock-eyed during Dr. P's lecture on the digestive system of a raccoon. How long was it?
Clock-eyed by E-dubby dub October 21, 2006
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electric eye 

Slang for camera. Used commonly in the 80's metal scene, in such songs as Judas Priest's "Electric Eye" and David Bowie's "Moonage Daydream".
"Keep your electric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
electric eye by squirrelfiend October 16, 2008

blow job eyes 

its the eyes of a woman while she is giving oral to a guy, she just looks up to his eyes Her eyes say to the guy "yea i got your dick in my mouth, what are u goin to do about"
i got head last night and my girl was really turning me on with those blowjob eyes.
blow job eyes by ramrod January 30, 2005

Brown Eyes 

People say that blue eyes are pretty, and yeah, they are, but brown ares are exotic and rare, and that's what makes them special, that's what makes them beautiful. Brown eyes represent mystery and makes eyes look extremely dramatic. It look...s great on all shades of skin. It's the most beautiful colour of eyes, and also sexy as hell. If they get contacts, they are just degrading themselves. Brown looks plain on paper, cause it is a plain and boring colour, but when put into eyes, and the light shines through it and it's like it's reflecting off glass, brown no longer describes it. It becomes a whole new colour, and it's just gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, and any other words you can think of.

When you look into brown eyes it's like falling into soft, deep, rich, Belgian chocolate. Writers often say in books that when they look into someone's eyes they feel like they're falling into them. When you look into brown/blackish eyes, you're falling into darkness, you're so happy you can't see. But when you fall into blue eyes, what are you falling into? The ocean? You can't fall into the ocean, or you will drown, silly. And when you drown, you die.

Conclusion: blue eyes kill. Brown eyes kick ASS!
Blue eyes are pretty, but brown eyes are GORGEOUS.
Brown Eyes by Party Phil!!! December 23, 2011

Black Eyed Peas 

The backside of a very unhygienic person.
Pull your pants back up! Your black eyed peas are making me sick.
Black Eyed Peas by Martinie June 2, 2004

one-eyed willy 

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."
one-eyed willy by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016