Empathy Whore

A person who tells an incorrect or fabricated story just to feed off the emotions of the listener.

"Tom was telling me this story about how some guy ate like 15 hot peppers in front of his boss just to prove a point."

"Yeah, he told me too. Total bullshit. What an empathy whore."

by RightAngleBestAngle August 17, 2016

empty nut

When you nut, but don't care. It's almost like you didn't nut at all.

I'm so tired, I don't even care to masturbate. It will just be an empty nut.

by goyo April 18, 2018

Emprences

Noun

1. The empress's daughter's new title for herself, as of 2018 September 2, the day she spoke with the living god about the equality of being like a princess.

2. A guaranteed Pre-Webster word, or a word soon to be in the dictionary.

3. An emperor's daughter who titled her self.

"The emprences had a voice at the table of empresses and queens."

by Pre-Webster April 19, 2018

empty barrel

A sly, euphemistic way of saying "uppity nigger" - without seeming like an obvious bigot. Also used in misogynistic ways to describe vocal black women by patronizing, old, white assholes.

Look at that empty barrel, adding #BlackLivesMatter to her tweets, again.

by Alerted_Snakes_of_Consequence April 19, 2018

Empire

A man's most precious area. His dick.

That thot Sarahh was sucking on my empire last night, and damn did it prosper.

by KYSBOI123GEY029 November 16, 2018

Empty minded

Someone who thinks nobody would try to capitalize (take advantage of) on a perceived weakness.

The empty minded guy from California thought he never met an enemy.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Empirical

Put everything into anything and check wtf happen

- I usually run synthesized sounds through formant filtering in order to make it sound like a human. Never thought of Xzibiting the approach

- yup that classic way of generating alien voices
I'm more of an empirical method
so I put everything into anything and check wtf happen :p

- Trial and error in other words?

- yup

by Dadda_ January 2, 2020