Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.

"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

by NithashiTheWordInventor November 8, 2017

ding dong

a gay song wrote by a half man half terroist. the song is meant to blow up your ear. ding dong means BALLS. it is usually used by fags.

earl: haha, i kicked you in the jewels
nerd: that would have hurt if i hadnt shifted mr. ding dong.
earl kicks him in the balls yet again

by mr. jewels March 30, 2009

ding-dong

Synonymous with Jeremy.

Also, police officers who play call of duty.

That ding-dong is good at WZ!

Jeremy?

by _juno_ October 24, 2022

bladnaster ding dong

a blast of fresh air; something refreshing, exciting, and original

You ain't like no one else I met. In fact youz a blad naster ding dong.

by Kapone April 30, 2004

dong

an unseperable combination of two gay lovers, one named donald and the other named jong.

last night i saw dong craig

by bob'syouruncle April 2, 2009

Ding Dong

When someone takes a shit in your mouth for pleasure or punishment. Based on the colors of the Hostess snack "Ding Dong" the poop is the base color of the Hostess snack while the chunks of undigested food are the frosting. Yum.

"Listen shitbag: if you don't get me my fucking soup I'll feed you my Ding Dong!"

by Terubz December 26, 2009

Donger

A three run hit in baseball.

That guy just hit a home run when two others were on base, it was a nice three-run donger!

by BaseballKid October 18, 2012