Young, dumb, and full of cum

To make a large amount of poor choices with the people you sleep with when you’re young. Goes both ways gender wise, with differences in interpretations. A guy who’s “young, dumb, and full of cum” is essentially looking to have sex with any girl (or guy) he meets, or lets his dick do the thinking, often ending himself up in precarious situations that’s could easily be avoided had he just not been so focused on the sex. A girl who is “young, dumb, and full of cum” has essentially slept with a bunch of guys that, in hindsight, weren’t great guys to sleep with. The definition thus refers to the quantity of cum the person is either shooting or taking, and most often occurs in one’s 20s, hence the phrase, “Young, dumb, and full of cum.”
Guy 1: Why is he even talking to her? Everyone know she’s trash.

Guy 2: Ah, he don’t care. He’s young, dumb, and full of cum - he’s just looking to get his nut off in the closest chick that’ll have him.

Or

Girl 1: What were you thinking with Tyler, James, and worst of all, Chad? Everyone knows those guys are the worst.

Girl 2: I was going through a phase. I was young, dumb, and full of cum - all I saw was hot guys and didn’t care about their reputation.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
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well you're dumb so

Often used as an insult when an individual is expressing self admiration or pride for themself especially through an intellectual achievement to show that the said individual is in fact unintelligent or lacks smarts even though a mental challenge was gained.
'I got an A+ and you failed lol'
'I'm actually a realist'
'What's a realist?'
'well you're dumb so'
by trumpet67 December 08, 2015
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Dumb Bitch Party Of One

When you are the dumb bitch.

Can be expanded to more than one person so two, three, four, etc.
(says something dumb), hahaha, dumb bitch party of one right here!

Wow, dumb bitch party of three!
by Dumbbitchpartyofone_Katie November 22, 2019
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she got me dumb

When her booty so big it just makes you dumb
Bro that girl over there, she got me dumb
by PORTERC02 November 24, 2017
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Big Dumb Mother Fucker

“Im gonna kick that big dumb mother fucker in the forehead.” - Seryna Gonzalez
by dlcita February 09, 2019
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Dumb nigga lottery ticket

When you think you win the lottery but you a dumb fuck and you earn half of what you paid
Ex:
"Ay bruh I just won the- fuck me I'm such a dumb nigga lottery ticket"
by Bruh momento numero dos May 15, 2019
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Poo-Poo Head-Dumb.

Used as an insult describing a douchebag across the room, or just trying to be funny.

Usually used when you get slapped across the face at drunk frat partys.
John- Yeah that guy Jery is a real Poo-Poo Head-Dumb.
Andy- I couldn't agree more.
by YourMomIsInMyCloset April 17, 2011
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