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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

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Dear, why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
by Derpyp September 19, 2016
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dead lay

Someone (male or female) that is so bad at sex you may as well be fucking a corpse, although a corpse may sometimes be more lively. These types are usually fairly easy to spot by the lack of personality. They are usually followers.
Female dead lays: from beginning to end, she just lays there, no expression or movement, unless it's that of boredom. You may want to check in between to see if she's awake. ;)

Male dead lays: Usually those that are too lazy to put any effort into it. Kinda like a quickie, but with only one person putting any effort into it. Most "nice guys" fit into this category.
by 696 May 12, 2006
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Dead-ass

formerly dead-s meaning dead serious. the ghetto form of dead serious is dead-s, which is not used anymore. less stress is used wen saying the word dead-ass so it has replaced dead-s.
p1: yo, homie, im gettin ass from jennifer tonite!
p2: u dead-ass?
p1: YEA!
by antawn January 28, 2007
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dead man on a stick

what the crucifix means to non-christians.
mommy, why do those people have a dead man on a stick for a necklace?
by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009
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dead horse

in the salvage trade a dead horse is something you got for little or nothing because the former owner really wanted to get rid of it. a pallet of computer monitors the bank gave away is a dead horse. the trick is to sell the best parts as horse meat, the not so best parts as dog food,and give the rest away before it starts to stink and you have to pay to dispose of it. making money on dead horses is a skill that takes years to learn.
old computer parts,old computer monitors(disposal costs), paint (disposal costs), anything that you have to pay to get rid of. i got a load of paint for $1 a can. i hope the paint is useable, or that dead horse will really stink.
by knowman March 1, 2008
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deadbeat

any person who is financially irresponsible and tries as much as they can to get something for nothing. This person will do anything to avoid hard work. They will often try and manipulate others into giving them money, because they are too damned lazy to work for a living.
my ex! This king of the deadbeats collects welfare, drinks Colt 45 all day, tries to bum car rides off of people, and never leaves a tip when he eats out.
by Ngo Ham Lan May 18, 2011
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dead hour

The Hour between 3 am and 4 am. Called this because this is the time that the most people die in their sleep in hospitals. Significant because this is also the time that people are generally sleeping deepest, so things are quietest.
The robbers chose to wait till the dead hour to break into the store, because there would be no-one to see them, and no-one would wake up.
by Fraser64 July 25, 2007
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