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cogenhoe

A pokey little village on a hill between WELL(ingbo)ROUGH and Northampton. Apart from the occasional wafting smell of human faeces from the nearby sewage treatment site, and the non-travelling travellers from the Aquadrome wandering into the village. The village is generally pretty slow-paced as around 80% of it's residents are of pension collecting age.
Cogenhoe has a pocket park which is a small woodland area with streams and nature, this can be accessed through the park and into some pastureland. If you make it past the mad cow diseased bovine occupants without being trampled, you may stand a chance of getting in without being seen and shot by the local mythical hill billy living somewhere nearby in a wooden shack. Apparently the local village football team isn't bad.
by Munky boy December 6, 2016
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come get these hands

A statement made to challenge someone to a fight. fight, fistfight, beatdown, brawl, Worldstar, throw hands, punch, boxing
If you keep talking trash, I'm going to throw you a beating. Alright then, come get these hands.
by joecoolthefool December 19, 2016
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Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles
Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.
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come on

Come on - gays are incoming!
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come up duff

A person who was a duff in their past and is now a hot glown up masterpiece
Guy 1: Damn heathers a come up duff!
Guy 2: Yah she used to be really ugly but now I really wanna date her
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cementista

An artisan of cement, usually of Mediterranean descent.
Oh Luigi, you are a true cementista, truly worthy of wearing a knotted hanky; the smoothness and flatness of the 95Mpa concrete that covers your front-yard would impress the great Michaelangelo himself .

Ahhh Sergio, ability in the arts of cementista are magnificento, the grout work on your tiling makes the angels of the holy father weep.
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Come up trumps

Dig someone out of a hole, or do something that turns the tide and turns the situation into a success, particularly at the last minute and when unexpected, with all hope lost.
Same as come through for someone in the clutch, only an older phrase, and more precise, better conveying the sense of "in the nick of time", and "unexpected".

Look at it like this- played out action movie scenario: there are three guys fighting. 2 vs 1. One of them gets knocked out cold, and then the guy that knocked him out pulls out a gun and is about to finish off the other guy. Just when he is about to pull the trigger and send him to kingdom come, he gets hit in the head/ shot in the back etc by someone, and we see that someone is the guy who was out cold.

He came up trumps.
My old junker broke down and left me stranded in the middle of nowhere, but this guy came up trumps and gave me a ride.
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This bully started pushing me around, but Daniel came up trumps just when I was about to get my ass kicked big time, and took him down a few pegs.
by Barzagli September 22, 2017
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