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Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.
“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”
by Littletickle July 9, 2022
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clitbite

A condition in which skin and the tissue just below the skin on the clitoris freeze.
Clitbite mostly affects small, exposed body parts such as clits.
“I put my clit in the snow for too long and now I have clit bite.”
“Emily got that clitbite ong.”
by pizzachicc July 18, 2022
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Clit

Clit is something that you put in your hair. It usually has claws and people like playing with it. It can also be lost very easily
Abby: Daryn can I borrow your clit
Daryn: sorry I’m using it right now but I have another one in my bag
by Cookieclit123 August 11, 2022
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Clit Off

A phrase used when severely wanting someone to go away and leave you alone. It’s a more aggressive and unique way of telling someone to “piss off”. The phrase is usually completed with the word “brah”. Be careful when using this phrase, especially during a heated exchange, for it can anger the opponent even more.
Aggressor - “Bro I am going to punch you”

Defendant - “Clit off brah”
by NippleBob Crane November 9, 2022
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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Clit Cannon

The baby was so overdue, that it shot out if her clit cannon

Credit: Luke Carter
by Lukita lu lu September 9, 2022
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clit cleaner

A girl that vigorously licks clean another girls clit
Raina: “You’re such a clit cleaner
Sarah: “That’s you”
by ThighsHub September 19, 2022
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