cream

to be excited about something;sexual or not.

i was so excited about gettin cash in the mail i almost creamed all over the damn place.

by tomskerritt April 23, 2003

Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 13, 2006

Creamburger McFlurry

A word used to describe a pasty creamy person with bits of cheese in it.
Generally used to describe people with spider like hands that itch their tryhard emo hair on the bus.

that boy is such a creamburger mcflurry we should probably kill him sometime soon.

by Kat Kelly March 7, 2008

Cream of Vegetable Soup

When multiple disabled persons partake in anal intercourse and deposite in said hole.

Man1: I had Cream of Vegetable Soup last night.
Man2: There has to be a use for these people.

by Spazmax October 4, 2009

Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

by thecameller August 16, 2009

creamassivness

when the semen after fornicating fills your ass crack when you lay still too long.

After getting a huge nut blown in her she tried to get up only to find she had creamassivness.

by stubraper September 7, 2007

Cream tear

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.

I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.

by chope March 6, 2009