Irish balloon

after having sex when you take the condom off you pour whiskey inside it then mix it up and pour it into the girls mouth.

-(frank) Hey kenny i gave sarah and irish balloon last night.
-(kenny)Frank your insane.
-(frank)yep.

by big ape October 15, 2010

Bollocktics

Bollocktics - noun; The philosophical study of testicles.

"Man, I went down to Oxford Uni, and a Professor P Indik was initiating a bollocktics lecture"

by Mugger October 16, 2006

bollocksoaks

A derogatory term used to define a less than watchable soap program, more commonly used describing a particular soap.

'I'm off to watch hollyoaks ducky', 'Don't you mean bollocksoaks my bambi'

by Demoncards January 1, 2008

Bollos Hole

A Bollos hole is when you cut a hole in your jeans (preferably skinny jeans), in order to semenate or just scratch the bollos.

Oh bro I cut myself a mean bollos hole last night, had a mean scratch gee. Later on I'm going to have a mean semenate all over my new bollos hole.

by Wolfthechubba January 4, 2011

Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.

Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.

by Oak79 June 17, 2011

Bollock Popper

A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.

shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!

by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012

bollockutor

A term used for people whose utterances do not show logical connections and lack any intellectual deepnes.
Etimology: fusion of the english word "bollocks" with the latin "locutor" (literally "someone who talks bollocks")

(after someone comments the news without having a clue)

This bollockutor is getting on my nerves!

by Luxemburgish August 27, 2013