Bastardslag!

Conjoined Bastard and Slag:
A name pt forward to someone who truly is a dazed, brainless, moronic excuse of a twat!!! baicicly

BASTARDSLAG! You were suposed to cut the blue wire!!!

by [>>=Stevie T=<<] June 27, 2007

Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.

"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."

by expvideo October 7, 2008

Bastardfase

Bastardfase- Adjective; a Person who at first glance you can tell is a total and complete bastard. Typically has an ego currently bigger than that of the the empire state building. Typically wears camouflage that DOESN'T MATCH.

Basically the wingman of a douchebag.

IE: "See that bastardfase over by that one douchebag?"

by StormEye March 3, 2011

Bastarding

To create a bastard.

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.

by Cleinth July 23, 2012

Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma February 24, 2015

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015