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baseball special 

When a man goes in for a wax.
Could you give me the baseball special?

Excuse me?

The bat, the balls, and the dugout
baseball special by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019

baseball sex 

When your partner or mate pulls down your due-rag over your eyes and beats the shit out of you
Lloyd why do you have bruises, Benny and I had Baseball Sex last night.
baseball sex by big s67 August 24, 2019

Based Banana Effect 

basically its the bait and switch tactic advertise it as a community server or something hell set up a fake owner even then advertise. after that its just a matter of time for the switch
"Damn bro this wholsome dog server turned into a pedophilia ring"
"Based banana effect bro"

Basement Bath

When you are brought out of your slumber by your cruncle's knuckle children flying in your general direction. Must happen while sleeping on the couch in the basement.
"bro, I called the cops on my cruncle because he gave me a Basement Bath when I wasn't looking"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"

Baseball-Atticism 

Crazy coaches/players that take practice and games way too far. Typically consists of large amounts of practices and games with little to no rest. Baseball-atticism is usually found in coaches and players that don't think too well and have little to no sense of logic. Coaches and players deemed as this also have very poor behavior when a practice/play/game doesn't go their way.
Coach: So-so job tonight we have got to win three out of the three games not two out of the three.
Coach: No worries though you guys have a chance to redeem yourselves tomorrow on our double-header.
Coach: Oh ya and I almost forgot, three hour practice before the first game tomorrow DON'T BE LATE!
Player 1: Man what is up with this coach, I think we should play on a different team next season.
Player 2: Ya this is basically baseball-atticism.

BasedCaden 

Caden is a very, very based person. He loves to call Eric based, but yet, he is a fool for being based himself. He is also mega gay, like super-mega gay, like having a date with 4 gay men type of gay. He likes KFC, and he when he grows up he wants to be Colonel Sanders, loves Dairy Queen, and is a McDumbass. When he is near, beware, for he might eat you.

His name stands for:

C ock
A nd
D ick
E njoyer
N ice
"BasedCaden? What are you doing with that McDonald's pickle?"

"... hehehhe ... gay ... food ... KFC ... yumyum"
BasedCaden by JG Sworder January 20, 2022