a jonah

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person

Poor him, he’s like a Jonah

by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020

A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.

man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.

by erek February 5, 2005

doing a jodie

getting so drunk on a saturday night that you might have been anally invaded on the way home... you just cant remember

"Fcuk me saturday night was a blur.. I was proper doing a jodie"

by team 2 February 20, 2008

pullin a jackie

when you will DO any guy that looks good.......or......smoke a lotta weed and come to school

bobby: man andrew you dont look so good
andrew: im supah high....
bobby: dang you are just pullin a jackie
andrew: im a slut
bobby: there you go again

by bobby bryce February 26, 2008

Having a jod

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually

"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"

by themadbutcher June 9, 2009

Pulling A Jameson

Being lame. And boobs.

I can't go to lunch today because I'm pulling a Jameson.

by schulives April 24, 2011