Sigma Johnson

Sigma Johnson; an almighty, all knowing, omnipotent being

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by Cock sucker 37 January 24, 2025

Johnson Boys

A group of mexicans trying to skate like a pro.

Boy: Did you see the Johnson boys today?
Girl: Yeah they think they can skate, but there a bunch of fake ass beaners.

by jgggggg76yhvghfvgvhvhvh February 21, 2009

Thomas Johnson

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.

Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"

Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"

by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020

Tegan johnson

Probably will never find this but you never know🤷🏽 ♀️ Actually the most gorgeous and loving person you could ever meet! Wild on the weekends and knows how to make people laugh 😩 gives amazing hugs especially to people smaller. Just overall an amazing person that needs to show herself love before giving it to other people

Tegan Johnson is one gorgeous person

by Snsghs March 21, 2018

kirsten johnson

A tall beautiful independent woman with a lot of confidence. She is very different to others and enjoys standing out. She will be shy at first but when you meet her, you will never want to leave her. She will always put others first and go out of her way to help anybody. She notices bad vibes straight away and keeps out of trouble. She is a unique, loyal and generous person and her bubbly personality will keep you laughing all night!

“Who’s that stunner over there?”
“That’s Kirsten Johnson!”

by Nestrik nosonhoj November 4, 2020

johnson

a penis akaJohnson

get my Johnson wet

by igotaboner June 6, 2016

spaco johnson

1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.

Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'

by captianstabber May 20, 2014