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Buttered Onions

The result of a sexual act, in which a man's testicles are inserted into an anus, which are then pushed out, most commonly via flatulence or defecation.
We both got bored with her just fondling my balls, so we've amped things up by her giving me buttered onions!
by Melvin Pebbles December 27, 2014
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lap butter

the juice that flows forth from an excited woman
as john bounced janet on his knee he could detect a slight residue of lap butter seeping through his trouser leg
by stopherer May 11, 2008
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raw butter

by Fucking skunt February 7, 2018
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Buttered Corn

A cob of corn that is buttered up from woman's blue waffle vagina juices
Hey, don't eat that buttered corn, it's artificial.
by Satan'slittlehelper September 12, 2011
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Buttering Biscuits

A term made infamous by Vermont Radio Personality Kwame Dankwa, for "Having sexual relations."
Traci is coming to see me, and we are going to be 'buttering biscuits' all weekend long, YES!
by Kristina Daniel October 3, 2018
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Butter Munch

The act of rubbing butter on the clitoris of the woman you are trying to seduce. You then continue to munch on the buttered clitoris until the woman experiences an orgasm.

Once you whip out the butter, there is no turning back.

This does not apply to "I can't believe it's not butter" or margarine.
Dude 1: I saw Jillian last night!

Dude 2: Where did you see her?

Dude 1: I saw her at Arby's in the back with Noah.

Dude 2: Really? What were they doing.

Dude 1: Noah was butter munching jillian so hard

Dude 2: Far out, dude!
by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013
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piss butter

Urine that accumulates on the back of the toilet or one the bathroom floor over time to form a gravy-like paste known as piss butter.
I saw a guy on the internet that once scooped piss butter off the back of a toilet, spread it on a cracker, and ate it.
by Gord-O Jones June 26, 2008
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