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The Yellow Pages 

A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)
Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\
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eat yellow paint

to do what you think will make you happy
yellow is a happy color so eat yellow paint if you think that will make you happy.
eat yellow paint by sopmacsirk August 10, 2019

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing, the blues
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Yeet goodbye yellow brick road is the best

Hello Yellow 

Saying hello to the color yellow, often used by cats
You see that yellow wall?
Hello yellow!
Hello Yellow by OOFFFF123 June 23, 2021

buzz buzz yellow 

The Xtra most bestest shade of yellow you will ever see
Person 1: that’s the best color ever what shade is it?
Person 2: buzz buzz yellow!
buzz buzz yellow by pssudonym April 22, 2018

Mellow your yellow 

It's just a game. Mellow your yellow already.

The Man in a Yellow Hat 

His name is not ted you have been lied to
The man in a yellow hat is not named ted