The Wet Willy 

The act of removing a penis from one vagina and inserting into a second vagina without cleansing the penis.

Cole said Laura would come first, but Princess Laya would get the wet willy.

The Wet Willy by B-Lee009 April 23, 2018

Next mans willy 

Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.

Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.

Next mans willy by HakFather October 29, 2022

free willy 

Every time I whip it out when I go to the bathroom.

zip and aaahh. that felt good. that was a wonderful free willy.

free willy by smell urbum October 13, 2007

where there's a willy there's a way 

basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D

hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:

''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D

where there's a willy there's a way by toootyfruity May 10, 2009

washed up willy-nelson 

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

washed up willy-nelson by adam told you mj May 13, 2005

free willy 

To skinny dip on a crowded beach and then run round the beach naked

Eh , lurd this free willy'in is boss i feel so free like ive just been on a nite of mozam

free willy by Twiggy August 3, 2004

Jalfrezi Willy 

When you run out of lube and after frantically searching through the kitchen for an alternative you resort to sticking you're schlong in the nearest jar of two year old jalfrezi

I mingle in chilli, and lick jalfrezi willy,
My dads best friend willy,
Fucked me silly billy till I came out will-fully

Jalfrezi Willy by DJbigknob June 22, 2015